The Ultimate Thesis of Qian Bian jokes

Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink, then?

Ans: Wine (Jiu3 Yang3 Da4 Ming2)

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Among Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?

Ans: Xiao Bai!! Cuz Xiao Bai Tu!! (little white rabbit) which also means xiao bai vomits

A man was sitting in an aeroplane seat when he noticed his old
friend sitting behind him. The man immediately got up and greeted
this friend behind him. After that, the pilot made an announcement.
The man, realising that the pilot was also his friend, went to the
c ockpit to greet the pilot, who happened to have the same name as
his old friend. However, the man was taken away by the FBI and CIA
after he greeted the pilot. Why?

Ans: HI JACK!

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Osama bin Ladin, W. George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were
playing mahjong. Who wins 1st?

Ans: Saddam, cuz he 'hu xian' (Chinese)

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Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will
pick up the dumpling?

Ans: Xiang Long Shi Ba Zang (Descending Dragon pick up Dumpling)


How do prawns laugh?

Ans: Hei hei hei (prawn)

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Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd?

Ans: Kang Xi (Can't see)

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Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?

Ans: Wu Zong Xian (Jacky Wu)

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Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees?

Ans: Because foxes are 'Jiao Hua'