Microsoft Operated Restaurants

If Microsoft operated Restaurants;

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support

Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Waiter : Please get the latest bowl patch to fix the bug

Customer : Now the fly is gone, but there are 2 spiders in its place!

Waiter : I'm sorry. The bowl you are using is an obsolete version. It is no longer supported in this restaurant. Please contact your vendor to purchase the latest version. Here is a list of restaurant-approved bowl retailers.